Every day I see a tweet or retweet from you, and that’s all that matters. I see you, and I see you. And you make me smile.
Well, I’ll admit that I don’t actually tweet you, and I’ve certainly never retweeted you. But I do see you from time to time, and I know you’re a big part of my life. I don’t know when you first started following me, but I can assure you that you’re one of my all-time favorite people, and the reason I keep following you is because this is just the best social media site ever.
In other words, I know how you feel. And I hope you dont mind. It took me about a week to figure out how to post you in my feed, and youve helped me do it. Ive always been a little jealous of you, but I really am. You are my favorite, and the reason I follow you is because I want you to be my favorite.
When I first started following you, I was a little hesitant. I didnt want to get sucked into all your drama. But after about a week, youre hilarious in all your messages. You make me laugh, you make me cry, you make me feel sad, and you make me want to throw shit at you.
You made me cry.
And there you go. I’m a very emotional person. I cry a lot. I’m also not very intelligent, and that’s why I like you so much. It’s like you put a lot of thought into your replies. I feel like I’m getting smarter as I go, but you’re giving me a lot of insight to why I feel the way I feel. This is definitely one of your best tweets yet. Thank you for making me smile.
If you had to use one word to describe what you do, it would be “wisdom.” You make me laugh, you make me cry, you make me feel sad, you make me want to throw shit at you. You made me cry.And there you go. Im a very emotional person. I cry a lot. Im also not very intelligent, and thats why I like you so much. Its like you put a lot of thought into your replies.
Well, this is a very strange thing. We’ve all been there. I know I have. I’ve cried at bad parties. I’ve cried at good ones. I’ve cried on planes. I’ve cried and I’ve laughed. I’ve cried at my kids’ weddings. I’ve cried at my friends’ weddings. I’ve laughed.
But the thing is, when I read this I was like OMG. You have the same type of emotion as me. Ive cried a lot too. Ive cried in places I didnt know were gonna be crying. Ive cried on planes when I didnt have a clue what was going on. Ive cried in bed when I didnt even know what I was crying about. Ive cried in anger. Ive cried in frustration. Ive cried in loneliness.